A break from the norm. Dedicated to my "Halo" roommates. You know who you are.
TV SCREEN FADES TO BLACK
"SLAYER!"
"SLAYER!"
kgeezy: Oooooooh! Did you just see that? I randomly threw that sticky! Haha.
TBone: That is the biggest load of crap I have ever seen.
ABOMB: Headshot!
Yodler: So lucky. You weren't even zoomed in.
ABOMB: Psshh, that was skill. Wait, stop lookin' at my sceen, bro!
TBone: That's why we need to be on different TV's. Freakin' screen cheater.
terminator t: Does the shotgun ever spawn? I thought it - awesome...
TBone: Haha! Yea it spawns in my hands! Hey philter, how 'bout you kill somebody?
philter: Shuttup. My sensitivity is messed up. Let me pause it real quick so I can fix it.
terminator t: You can't pause it. They'll kill u- come on!
TBone: That's right, baby! Killin' spree.
"KILLJOY!"
bnewt: Assassination! Baby boo!
TBone: What?! (in an extremely high pitch) How did you even know where I was?
bnewt: I didn't. You just suck!
philter: I cannot find a sniper to save my life...
"TRIPLE KILL!"
terminator t: I'll admit it, that was pure luck.
philter: Nah dude, that nade was perfect.
kgeezy: Son of a b***! That's bulls***! F***! ... Sorry guys.
Yodler: Come on men; we need to talk! They're all on the far side of the tower.
ABOMB: Man, the new battle rifles are garbage. You have to shoot 'em a billion times.
TBone: How many times do I have to shoot him in the freaking head?!
ABOMB: Like a billion times.
bnewt: Suck it KG!
kgeezy: Nevermind.
terminator t: We definitely should've won that.
TBone: Most medals!
Yodler: Most kills!
philter: Longest life!
terminator t: Most assists!
ABOMB: Longest spree!
bnewt: Most deaths! Yes!
kgeezy: Most stickys! That's not a stat, but I had like 4.
bnewt: Come on, let's play again.
philter: Alright, but lock the door, I don't want them coming in here anymore.
TBone: I heard that!
terminator t: Who is Shaniqua?
philter: Nah dude, that nade was perfect.
"SUICIDE!"
kgeezy: Son of a b***! That's bulls***! F***! ... Sorry guys.
Yodler: Come on men; we need to talk! They're all on the far side of the tower.
ABOMB: Man, the new battle rifles are garbage. You have to shoot 'em a billion times.
TBone: How many times do I have to shoot him in the freaking head?!
ABOMB: Like a billion times.
"BETRAYAL!"
philter: My bad. But I killed both of them too. Technically, that's like a tetra-kill.
bnewt: You're so gay.
TBone: Congratulations, ABOMB. The rockets take no skill. I had full health too. BS.
ABOMB: Whatever. I just beasted your face.
Yodler: Guys! Where are you. I got triple teamed!
terminator t: Hey, I got the sword. You want it?
bnewt: Yea. Give it to me.
terminator t: Where are you?
bnewt: In the room with all the plasma grenades and needler.
terminator t: That helps me none.
philter: Wow. My own grenade. 18 second respawn. Sweet.
kgeezy: D*** barrels blew me up.
TBone: Please tell me somebody saw that! Headshot while I was unzooming!
kgeezy: Unzoom that. Haha!
TBone: kgeezy, I will kill you in real life.
philter: My bad. But I killed both of them too. Technically, that's like a tetra-kill.
bnewt: You're so gay.
TBone: Congratulations, ABOMB. The rockets take no skill. I had full health too. BS.
ABOMB: Whatever. I just beasted your face.
Yodler: Guys! Where are you. I got triple teamed!
terminator t: Hey, I got the sword. You want it?
bnewt: Yea. Give it to me.
terminator t: Where are you?
bnewt: In the room with all the plasma grenades and needler.
terminator t: That helps me none.
philter: Wow. My own grenade. 18 second respawn. Sweet.
kgeezy: D*** barrels blew me up.
TBone: Please tell me somebody saw that! Headshot while I was unzooming!
kgeezy: Unzoom that. Haha!
TBone: kgeezy, I will kill you in real life.
"ONE MINUTE REMAINING!"
Yodler: Come on, we got this! One minute!
philter: I got a sniper! Oh I'm sorry Yodler, was that your head?
Yodler: That is so much crap.
kgeezy: Don't worry Yodler, I got your back.
philter: I got a sniper! Oh I'm sorry Yodler, was that your head?
Yodler: That is so much crap.
kgeezy: Don't worry Yodler, I got your back.
bnewt: Suck it KG!
kgeezy: Nevermind.
"GAME OVER!"
terminator t: We definitely should've won that.
TBone: Most medals!
Yodler: Most kills!
philter: Longest life!
terminator t: Most assists!
ABOMB: Longest spree!
bnewt: Most deaths! Yes!
kgeezy: Most stickys! That's not a stat, but I had like 4.
bnewt: Come on, let's play again.
philter: Alright, but lock the door, I don't want them coming in here anymore.
TBone: I heard that!
SCREEN FADES TO BLACK
Yodler: This map is garbage.
"SLAYER!"
terminator t: Who is Shaniqua?
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